My dd16 has always had a curious knack for making me laugh. Today was no exception. It was bright outside after the snow and ice, and I had been warning her about the reflection off the snow causing "snow blindness".
Soon after, a smallish bird flew into the glass doors with a loud thud, then righted itself and flew away. Dd turned to me and said, "You'd think with all those SAFETY SMUDGES on the doors, he would have seen that it was glass and that he couldn't fly through..."
Ha! "SAFETY SMUDGES"! Who knew.
2 hours ago